Honestly, how is a mad genius to do anything constructive with his time when he keeps being asked such rrrrrridiculous questions!? Though I suppose this is only proof that I have plenty of loyal followers. Speaking of which… ONLY 711 FOLLOWERS!? WHAT DO I LOOK LIKE, A GAS STATION!? MY FOLLOWERS SHOULD BE IN THE MILLIONS!!! GET TO RECRUITING MORE READERS, SLAVES, OR I’LL THRRRRROW YOU INTO THE STUMP GRINDER!
I love how he’s probably the sonic related ask blog with the highest amount of followers and he says he doesn’t have enough.
Art Slave: Personally, I’m honored to have so many fans! I feel so loved! Thanks, guys! Eggman just doesn’t appreciate you the way I do!

Dr. Robotnik: What was that!?
Art Slave: Er… Um… I mean… MORE READERS! MORE! ALL HAIL DOCTOR EGGMAN!
Dr. Robotnik: That’s more like it!
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